{"id":1782,"date":"2012-11-03T20:51:31","date_gmt":"2012-11-03T18:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/?p=1782"},"modified":"2013-01-12T20:45:32","modified_gmt":"2013-01-12T18:45:32","slug":"si-mamma-contraria-est-filiales-sbafationes-perche-nutella-comprat-et-postea-celat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/2012\/11\/03\/si-mamma-contraria-est-filiales-sbafationes-perche-nutella-comprat-et-postea-celat\/","title":{"rendered":"Si mamma contraria est filiales sbafationes, perch\u00e9 Nutella comprat et postea celat?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nutella Nutellae&#8221; (racconti poliglotti) di Riccardo Cassini (Comix pillole, 1993). Tanto per sorridere un po&#8217;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Nutella omnia divisa est in partes tres.<\/em><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Continua...\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/tinymce\/plugins\/wordpress\/img\/trans.gif?w=625&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" \/><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>U<em>num: Nutella in vaschetta plasticae. Duum: Nutella in vitreis bicchieribus custodita. Treum: Nutella sita in magno barattolo (magno barattolo s\u00ec, sed melium est si magno Nutella IN barattolo).<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Nutella placet omnibus pueris atque puellis sed, si troppa Nutella fagocitare, cicciones divenire, cutaneis eructionibus sottostare et brufolos peticellosque supra facie tua stratos formare atque, ipso facto, diarream cacarellamque subitaneam venire. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Propterea quod familiares, et mamma in particulare, semper Nutella celat in impensabilis locis ut eviteant f\u00ecliis sbafare, come soliti sunt.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Sed domanda spontanea nascet: si mamma contraria est filiales sbafationes, perch\u00e9 Nutella comprat et postea celat? Intelligentiore fuisse non comprare manco per nihil&#8230; sed forse mammae etiam Nutella sbafant: celatio altrum non est vendetta trasversalis materna propterea quod ea stessa victima fuit, sua volta, matris suae. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nutella Nutellae&#8221; (racconti poliglotti) di Riccardo Cassini (Comix pillole, 1993). Tanto per sorridere un po&#8217;&#8230; Nutella omnia divisa est in partes tres.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[26,17,1,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-famiglia","category-libri","category-parole-in-liberta","category-ricette"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pBsIj-sK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1782"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1821,"href":"https:\/\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1782\/revisions\/1821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cristella.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}